Virgin Tails

Erect Penis Around The Vagina.The art of dodging an erect penis and somehow convincing the man to want to do anything but penetrate me is something I’ve mastered. If the guy knows I am a virgin, or doesn’t know I still manage to get that bump and grind on without having to pull the panties to the side. What a gift from God! Or at least that is what I am running with.

Someone expressed dry humping isn’t much different than sex, & that they consider it just as real as intercourse. I don’t know what kinda dry humping she’s been doing but uhh…I’ll just leave it at “possibly”. I don’t want to strip her thoughts of any validity. She expressed “if you don’t want to be having sex, nobody’s penis should be on you”. I’m sorry (but not really), I like the way “Big D” feels under two layers of fabric. SUE ME! I am not running with the simulated virginity theory because I let the guy get a little pelvis to thigh action. It looks ridiculous as I type this.

But now that I think about it, I’ve faked a few dry humping sessions. Some guys are panting and moving to fast that I can only be disappointed to think that is what it would be like if we were actually having sex. Men really can get off on that. It wasn’t weird to me…until I had some guy friends say that was “weak”. They didn’t know any men over 16 getting off on some boobie grabs and grinding. That is a lie. They do! & ladies, sexually active or not… if that is all you allow them to get away with: THEY LOVE THAT SHIT. I have had a guy who knew I was a virgin work overtime under the guise of thinking he could get me to spread the labia and let him enter. I LET him think that. But what did he end up with? Yep, that is right. Some great hip roll action Lol!

Now I don’t recommend this unless you are dealing with a man you deem scared of jail time or the word rape. I have been advised in the past to be careful because some men are so focused on ejaculating they lose their damn minds and try to do the most. I’m not out there looking for dry humping victims or anything but when push comes to shove I don’t see anything wrong with some dry humping love.

I don’t know about my friend Bodacious Bunnie… But I am rocking with #TeamDryHump for the win. Follow us on Twitter: @virgintails

Hehehe,

Tenacious Turtle